Monster

From 1ste Gimnechiske Wiki

Most RPGs have monsters, but sometimes the GMs want different monsters than the monster compendiums of the setting gives. Here is a collection of absurde monsters that can be used in any RPG or fantasy story according to the GMs wish.

Killer Banana (no:Hoggbanan)

Killer Bananas grows on large trees in the forests, and attacks people passing in the area. It is extremely agressive, and its seeds spreads against the wind. Killer Bananas is one of the prime sources of food for Killer Moose.

Scientific Name: Huggus Epileptikus

Killer Moose (no:Hoggelg)

Killer Moose is a small animal with large teeths. It lives in the forests (usually in areas with a good supply of Killer Bananas), and swings from Tree to Half Four. Killer Moose was almost driven to extintion of a misunderstanding, since it communicates through a series of advanced biting, and is constantly hungry.

Scientific Name: Huggus Primus Domus Langfotikus